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whats your instagram?

imnotyourtaco my pics suck tho 


Anonymous asked:
do you watch porn if so which kind

yes, to be more specific i follow foodporn on instagram 



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Portia on E! Online at the #TGIT Party

Portia’s so excited to be on “Scandal” this season. It’s practically all she talks about. Already this morning she said, “Ellen, stop asking me what happens on ‘Scandal’ this season,” and “I didn’t hide my ‘Scandal’ scripts in the ceiling fan, so get down from there.” It’s adorable.
Ellen’s Weekly Newsletter; September 21, 2014 (via caliiigurlll)

muffins


Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi arrive at the TGIT Premiere Event


ellen looks so precious 


Portia de Fabulous 

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